I turned to my accomplice in the kidnapping, my brother Charlie. "Hey, Charlie, you got that hole dug in those woods yet?"
"Yeah, John, six feet deep and six feet wide, just like you said!"
Suddenly the color drained from Reggie and Richie's faces. Reggie spoke, "John, what are you doing? Daddy gave you the two million dollars. Now let us go. We won't tell anyone, we promise!"
"Sorry, guys, you know I can't do that! You've seen my face and Charlie's. If we free you guys, you'll go right to the FBI, and we'll never get to enjoy our money. You understand." And with that, Charlie and I led both men out to the grave that Charlie had dug. I pulled out my 45 caliber handgun, and shot each guy in the back of the head. They fell forward into the grave, and Charlie and I filled in the grave. We then took the next flight to Canada to live out our lives in luxury, courtesy of Reggie and Richie's daddy.
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I turned to my accomplice in the kidnapping, my brother Charlie. "Hey, Charlie, you got that hole dug in those woods yet?"
"Yeah, John, six feet deep and six feet wide, just like you said!"
Suddenly the color drained from Reggie and Richie's faces. Reggie spoke, "John, what are you doing? Daddy gave you the two million dollars. Now let us go. We won't tell anyone, we promise!"
"Sorry, guys, you know I can't do that! You've seen my face and Charlie's. If we free you guys, you'll go right to the FBI, and we'll never get to enjoy our money. You understand." And with that, Charlie and I led both men out to the grave that Charlie had dug. I pulled out my 45 caliber handgun, and shot each guy in the back of the head. They fell forward into the grave, and Charlie and I filled in the grave. We then took the next flight to Canada to live out our lives in luxury, courtesy of Reggie and Richie's daddy.
Thanks Hangtime. You always have a neat prospective!
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